10 things I haven't done....
Well.... I had a fascinating week in beautiful Monticello, IL. (Population 5600.)...but that is another story.
Walker passed this little homework assignment on to me to tell you all 10 things I haven't done.....
1. I have never killed anyone. (yet) mwahhhhhhh haaaaaaah haaaaaaa) < that was an evil laugh in case you were wondering....
2. I, like Walker ...have never joined the mile high club....is it just me or are those bathrooms just way too small for any actual fun ????
3. I have never gone skydiving.... I prefer my brains hard boiled, not scrambled.
4. I have never cheated on my husband ...(I should clarify...I have never cheated on THIS husband ....the first one didn't count....it was a practice run.)
5. I have never had sex for money...although if my husband wants to buy me that really nice digital camera on my wish list...I promise to rock his world! (does that make me a digital whore?)
6. I have never picked the correct winner of american Idol. (or for that matter the superbowl, the stanley cup.... my husband calls me "the bad luck fan"...apparently if I pick you...you are doomed to lose the contest! next year I am picking the person/team I hate the most and rooting my ass off for them) Reverse Psychology baby.
7. I have never had breast implants....although the older I get and the more they seem like they are itching to go "south" for the winter...the more tempted I am ~! I figure 40 is a good age to bring them back up north.
8. I have never been attracted to a girl (unless you count Alyssa Milano in that vampire movie she did in the 90's...for some reason ....that really turned me on.)
9. I have never regretted moving to this country.
10. I have never had such a hard time making a list. (Usually if I want to do something...I just do it... call me selfish or crazy...or as Brian put it...head strong... I think life is too short to waste waiting and watching other people do things.
If you want to do something...my advice would be do it. What are you waiting for?
In turn I am going to pass this on to three groovy people..... my husband : because he is contractually obligated to respond... Brian : because he has a way with words and I am sure his post will be a good read.... and last but definitely not least :Jerk hell...because I think he's funny.
Walker passed this little homework assignment on to me to tell you all 10 things I haven't done.....
1. I have never killed anyone. (yet) mwahhhhhhh haaaaaaah haaaaaaa) < that was an evil laugh in case you were wondering....
2. I, like Walker ...have never joined the mile high club....is it just me or are those bathrooms just way too small for any actual fun ????
3. I have never gone skydiving.... I prefer my brains hard boiled, not scrambled.
4. I have never cheated on my husband ...(I should clarify...I have never cheated on THIS husband ....the first one didn't count....it was a practice run.)
5. I have never had sex for money...although if my husband wants to buy me that really nice digital camera on my wish list...I promise to rock his world! (does that make me a digital whore?)
6. I have never picked the correct winner of american Idol. (or for that matter the superbowl, the stanley cup.... my husband calls me "the bad luck fan"...apparently if I pick you...you are doomed to lose the contest! next year I am picking the person/team I hate the most and rooting my ass off for them) Reverse Psychology baby.
7. I have never had breast implants....although the older I get and the more they seem like they are itching to go "south" for the winter...the more tempted I am ~! I figure 40 is a good age to bring them back up north.
8. I have never been attracted to a girl (unless you count Alyssa Milano in that vampire movie she did in the 90's...for some reason ....that really turned me on.)
9. I have never regretted moving to this country.
10. I have never had such a hard time making a list. (Usually if I want to do something...I just do it... call me selfish or crazy...or as Brian put it...head strong... I think life is too short to waste waiting and watching other people do things.
If you want to do something...my advice would be do it. What are you waiting for?
In turn I am going to pass this on to three groovy people..... my husband : because he is contractually obligated to respond... Brian : because he has a way with words and I am sure his post will be a good read.... and last but definitely not least :Jerk hell...because I think he's funny.
posted by Lisa at 12:21 AM
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