okay.. you just CAN'T make this shit up!
Frankie found this gem of a site for me... and when I went there I just COULD NOT believe my eyes! I laughed so hard I almost peed =)
Here are some "highlights".....
This year's Cooter Race is planned to be bigger than ever before. The Allendale County Spring "Cooter" Fest and the Carolina Cooter Race Committee will offer free seating for the exciting Carolina Cooter Race. A "Rent a Cooter" booth will be available for those race fans unable to trap their own Cooter.
The Carolina Cooter Race will be grouped into two divisions determined by the width of the Cooter's shell. The two divisions are:
1) Mini-Cooters: Cooters measuring 6 inches and under.
2) Modified Cooters: Cooters measuring more than 6 inches.
Cooter division heats will race until one winner is determined. At the end of the day the two division winners and runner ups will race off for the grand title of "World's Fastest Cooter" and $1000 in prize money. A trophy and $100 prize will be awarded to each division winner. There will also be a $100 prize for the "Best Dressed Cooter".
So Cooter Fans get your Cooters...Dress them up...and bring them to the Carolina "Cooter" Race, Saturday April 8, 2006. Cooter Race Registration starts at 12:30 at the Cooter Bowl. Registration will be from 12:30 until 2:00 pm. The 20th annual Carolina Cooter Race begins at 2:00 pm in the Cooter Bowl. For more information contact the Carolina Cooter Race Committee at (803) 584-3412.
"Cooter" Handler Rules
1. Once race begins Cooter handlers may not touch their Cooter. Pushing, pulling or rubbing one's Cooter will be grounds for disqualification.
2. No drugged Cooters will be allowed to compete. If the judges suspect a Cooter has been drugged and the Cooter Veterianarian verifies, the parties responsible will be fined, or better yet, sentenced to clean up the Cooter Race Track Area after the Race.
3. No foreign substances such as grease or oil can be placed on one's Cooter to increase its speed.
4. Shouting, yelling, and coaxing one's Cooter during the race is encouraged.
5. Cooter handlers are required to provide a safe environment for their Cooters before and after the race.
6. The Cooter Committee will provide a Cooter holding tank for those Cooter handlers unable to return their Cooters to their natural habitat after the race.
7. Cooter handlers found mishandling or mistreating their Cooters will automatically be disqualified.
8. Any violations to the Cooter Race Rules will force the Cooter judges to disqualify the Cooter Handler from the Race Competition.
9. Decisions of Cooter judges are final and there are no appeals.
OMFG! I am still laughing....
If you want to check out the rest of "cooterfest" go here !
Here are some "highlights".....
This year's Cooter Race is planned to be bigger than ever before. The Allendale County Spring "Cooter" Fest and the Carolina Cooter Race Committee will offer free seating for the exciting Carolina Cooter Race. A "Rent a Cooter" booth will be available for those race fans unable to trap their own Cooter.
The Carolina Cooter Race will be grouped into two divisions determined by the width of the Cooter's shell. The two divisions are:
1) Mini-Cooters: Cooters measuring 6 inches and under.
2) Modified Cooters: Cooters measuring more than 6 inches.
Cooter division heats will race until one winner is determined. At the end of the day the two division winners and runner ups will race off for the grand title of "World's Fastest Cooter" and $1000 in prize money. A trophy and $100 prize will be awarded to each division winner. There will also be a $100 prize for the "Best Dressed Cooter".
So Cooter Fans get your Cooters...Dress them up...and bring them to the Carolina "Cooter" Race, Saturday April 8, 2006. Cooter Race Registration starts at 12:30 at the Cooter Bowl. Registration will be from 12:30 until 2:00 pm. The 20th annual Carolina Cooter Race begins at 2:00 pm in the Cooter Bowl. For more information contact the Carolina Cooter Race Committee at (803) 584-3412.
"Cooter" Handler Rules
1. Once race begins Cooter handlers may not touch their Cooter. Pushing, pulling or rubbing one's Cooter will be grounds for disqualification.
2. No drugged Cooters will be allowed to compete. If the judges suspect a Cooter has been drugged and the Cooter Veterianarian verifies, the parties responsible will be fined, or better yet, sentenced to clean up the Cooter Race Track Area after the Race.
3. No foreign substances such as grease or oil can be placed on one's Cooter to increase its speed.
4. Shouting, yelling, and coaxing one's Cooter during the race is encouraged.
5. Cooter handlers are required to provide a safe environment for their Cooters before and after the race.
6. The Cooter Committee will provide a Cooter holding tank for those Cooter handlers unable to return their Cooters to their natural habitat after the race.
7. Cooter handlers found mishandling or mistreating their Cooters will automatically be disqualified.
8. Any violations to the Cooter Race Rules will force the Cooter judges to disqualify the Cooter Handler from the Race Competition.
9. Decisions of Cooter judges are final and there are no appeals.
OMFG! I am still laughing....
If you want to check out the rest of "cooterfest" go here !
posted by Lisa at 9:58 AM
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