quote of the day:

Dave reads my post, says thank you.... I go over and give him a kiss, he hugs me...caresses my left breast; and here is the conversation that ensues:

me: oh what is this? gratuitous Father's day boob squeezing?
Dave: sure, but where is my father's day blow job?

I wax poetic about his fatherly skills and gush with warmth at his loving nature and he tries to turn it into a blow job opportunity =)

(maybe later when his mother isn't on her way over) but shh, don't tell him.